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Is Satan The Reason That Peanut Butter Is Constantly Making People Ill From Salmonella?

Is seems that every few years there’s a huge outbreak of illness from peanut butter. Someone told me that they saw Satan’s face in their jar of Smucker’s peanut butter.
Is it the Devil’s fault?

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31 Responses to “Is Satan The Reason That Peanut Butter Is Constantly Making People Ill From Salmonella?”

  1. ♥Socially Awkward♥ says:

    I always thought it was because peanuts were prone to demonic possession, but I like your theory too.

  2. Happy-2 says:

    Salmonella is a bacterial infection, that grows quite well in some foods. I highly doubt Satan being involved with the Salmonella outbreaks. I have found that 99.9999999999% of the time when someone says they have seen the face of the devil in a jar of peanut butter or any other substance those people have gotten involved in some sort of over zealous religious movement

  3. Bear says:

    The devil does NOT exist. the devil is a mis-mash of Pagan gods, used back hundreds of years ago to make Pagans convert. So the answer is NO, it is NOT satan, satan is a figment of propaganda.
    It is money that cause it all to happen. that plant’s manager KNEW his plant was moldy and raunchy. he KNEW that the peanut butter contained salmonella, it tested positive more than once. but they sold it anyways, and did not clean up. why? because it costs MONEY to pay someone to remove mold and clean up a giant plant, with all their high-tech machinery. it costs MONEY to train employees on how to wash their hands and other sanitation techniques. and they LOSE money by throwing out contaminated product. So it all boils down to money.

  4. Yvette says:

    Salmonella is constantly with us, primarily in soil, & among poultry.
    Contamination happens easily & requires constant vigilance.
    The decision to ignore testing results is due to human greed, a sin.
    That is a response to temptation, attributed to the devil, & weakness.

  5. Robert S says:

    no, the reason that the peanut butter is bad is because there not inspecting the places very good and that they really don’t care. and that there are bacteria and eather bad stuff that the people are not looking for.

  6. lizzy says:

    salmonella was in the ground. the peanuts grow on roots. that has nothing to do with satan. y do u blame everything bad on satan? u don’t even know who he is.

  7. masonmoo says:

    wow. well, what ever helps you sleep at night. i would assume the real reason this has been such an issue in the US is because of non responsible employee’s that don’t take the time to do it right, or prevent it.

  8. Charlott says:

    Yes. It’s all happening because Obama is the president and he is the antichrist.

  9. CYBER TRASH says:

    No it’s the company/plant’s fault for not having cleaner facilities to produce and package the products.
    Waterboy’s mother thinks it’s the devil.

  10. Blue Rose says:

    Well, maybe Satan didn’t wash his hands after playing with the iguana before making the peanut butter.

  11. Matthew O says:

    no wonder you are akward in society asking half baked questions like that,
    they say satan in a jar of peanut butter . for goodness sakes

  12. General Dogbitz says:

    I hope you’re not serious.
    It’s caused by bacteria….those are little single-celled creatures.

  13. KelRen says:

    LOL! No. Hardly. Superstitious bunk!

  14. Double L Loser says:

    Are you serious? Satan? Really? You christians baffle me

  15. Ken R says:

    Even though your question is supercillious I will answer
    All evil begins and ends with people.

  16. No Chance Without Jesus says:

    You bet it is. Georgia based peanut butter companies are the devil.

  17. MOTH FATHER REVISITED says:

    Yeah, I mean there’s no other possible explanation right?

  18. hauntedc says:

    I say to blame everything you don’t understand on either god or satan. Works for most people….

  19. amy b says:

    “Salmonella” share 4 letters with “Satan”. Isn’t that enough proof to you?

  20. Teapotistic Pastafarian says:

    You really need to switch to decaf.

  21. wartz says:

    Of course it is. Everything bad is his fault.

  22. SweetCyn says:

    yes your so right

  23. Natasxes says:

    No… It is the corporation’s fault.

  24. Trent says:

    could be….was this this same person who saw satan’s face in the smoke coming out of the towers during 9-11?

  25. Overcome says:

    ooookkkkkaaaaayyyyyyy. ever so slightly weirded out now. who told you about the face and what were they on???

  26. ¢ђคгlเ3 says:

    thats the dumbest thing i ever heard and i feel bad for you if you believe it. its called a manufacturing error.

  27. Heidi says:

    No, it’s in Gods divine plan.

  28. PK says:

    its not the devil’s fault. stop being so gullable.

  29. Betty says:

    LOL!! That’s about the silliest thing I’ve ever heard!!!!

  30. babyhedr says:

    haha lol no

  31. dean bakhag says:

    in a word…YES

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